NASCAR Weekend Charlotte, NC
Shoot fire! I have never seen so many rednecks in one place a one time.
Carla, her dad, her dad’s friends and I went to the NASCAR race in Charlotte this weekend for the Coca-cola 600. There were 21 cautions( a track record from 14), 5 and a half hours of racing and a finish that I swear was conspiracy driven. I have never been so mad at a race finish before. Never mind that my drivers did not do so well, or took their teammates out of the race, the end was by far the most annoying. I think Jimmy Johnson and the officals should be looked at seriously. I am not going to elaborate more than that. A NASCAR fan will know what I am speaking about. #48 should not win three times at the Lowe’s Speedway. Sponsor fraud, or something along those lines. Enough of that. I will post the pics later of Carla and I. We sharpied our arms. Mine said 24 sucks on both arms. Hers said 24 with a big x through it. Many people came up to us and said, “YES! 24 does suck!” and many other comments along those lines. Why wear your drivers clothes when you can bash someone else with a 2 dollar sharpie. Hooray for SHARPIES!
My weekend was fast other than that. I packed a bit, relaxed even less, and did not really party at all. I was a home-bound nerd at night this weekend. I did go to Karaoke with Tiff and Daisy in Charlotte after the race. I do not count one beer, and me covered in tires and track dirt and wild night out though. You know what is cooler than a sharpie? Boogers that are made of rubber from racing tires. HELL YEAH!
New slogan for NASCAR.